March 21, 2004

IS THIS REAL?

My Agent just got on the phone to me. We’re going to do the most controversial reality show ever! It is going to be called "There's Something About Miriam". I’m scared and delighted. What is all this going to mean? I gotta let 6 boys try to seduce me for a $20,000 dollar prize.

But they don’t know what I am. My God! Will I be able to pull it off? I think it’s a great idea. Its going to be mad.

Wednesday 25 June 2003